Life on an Albanian farm can be rough. I've seen many of my friends carried away for slaughter over the years. Sometimes it's discouraging, but you just have to keep on living and keep on fighting. With that in mind, here is another case study.

:Warning: This post contains scenes of graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised. Also, some of the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Case 7: Pete the Pumpkin

Ok, this one has always been a pet peeve of mine. Let me start by describing Pete. Here is a picture of Pete

Pete was a loner. He lost his mom at an early age. He was always insecure about his size. Once you got to know Pete and got him to open up, he was hilarious. One morning i woke up and Pete was gone. Check out what some "kid" did to Pete

My first thought when i saw this picture was, " that kid's parents should have beat that kid". Then i found out that not only did the kid's parents let the kid do this, they encouraged it. In my opinion, gutting another living creature is the most horrific thing you can do. Even worse, they put a candle in him and put him on display in front of their house. All of this pertains to some "religious holiday" ? Unbelievable. If this happened to their kid, the national guard would be out looking for the culprit.

Is there any hope?

Thank you for your time and patience

Sincerely, Bob the Carrot

Another day, another case of violence against vegetables. This has to stop someday, right?

:Warning: This post contains scenes of graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised. Also, some of the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Case 6: Glen the Pea

Ladies and gentlemen, meet glen.

This story comes to you from my friend susan, who happens to also be a pea. Glen was such a happy-go-lucky fella. Whatever the situation, whatever the problem, Glen was always there to listen and cheer up the vegetables around him. I've never heard of anyone more positive in my life. Susan says his jovial nature was almost sickening. When  you were down though, Glen was the one you wanted around. Ladies and gentlemen, here is what they did to poor Glen

Imagine having the flesh pulled off your body and being disembowled while you are still living. This is sick folks. I hear they boiled his insides as well afterwards. How someone can live with themselves after doing such a thing to another living being I will never know. I hear peas don't even taste good to humans. This makes no sense to me at all.

As always, thank you for your time

Bob the Carrot

Another day, another case study, another act of violence against vegetables. This one hits a little closer to home for me though.

:Warning: This post contains scenes of graphic violence. Viewer discretion is advised. Also, some of the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Case 5: Sarah and Olivia, twin baby carrots

First off, check these two out along with a couple of their cousins

Aren't they just precious? Check them out now.

Thats after their heads have been lopped off and they have been boiled alive? This is so disgusting. They were just babies for crying out loud!!!!! If you don't understand the pain that these babies parents must have endured, then imagine your babies head being lopped off and then their bodies being boiled alive. I would never in a zillion years wish that on a human baby, so i don't understand why humans would do such a thing to a baby carrot. What is wrong with this world?

Thank you once again for your precious time.

A thoroughly sickened Bob the Carrot